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Vote for the worst brand name of the year in our catty Headscratcher Contest
Vote for the worst brand name of 2009 in our third annual Headscratcher of the Year contest. Past winners include Xobni and Shryk. How can you tell if a name sucks? It’s hard to spell, pronounce,...
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Not a good Valentine's Day gift: Fat Pig Chocolate
Unless you want to break up with her, this is not a good gift… The post Not a good Valentine's Day gift: Fat Pig Chocolate appeared first on Eat My Words.
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We-bonics
Dating websites have some of the weirdest names. We thought Zoosk was bad but this one really threw me for a loop: howaboutwe.com. I thought they couldn’t get the domain “howboutus.com” so they we’re...
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This name makes me want to reach for the barf bag
Advertised on the back of a headrest is “Gold Embryo Corn Oil.” I’m not sure which Chinese airline this was on, but I do know the next time I’m in Shanghai, I won’t eat anything fried. Thanks to Risa...
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Homo Milk. "Every drop delicious."
A Canadian product named Homo Milk is just WRONG. Equally disturbing is the suggestive photo of the innocent young boy pictured drinking it on the Island Farms website, especially with the provocative...
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Wet your whistle with Pee Cola
Thankfully Pee Cola from Ghana is actually cola (and cola colored) and not a Mountain Dew knock off. Best served at room temperature. Thirst quenching? No. Hilarious? Yes! The post Wet your whistle...
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Whose name will be revealed as the worst of 2010?
We are getting ready to announce the worst brand name of 2010 – the winner of the Eat My Words’ annual Head Scratcher of the year showdown… stay tuned here for the big announcement later this week… The...
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Announcing the worst brand name of 2010…
Putting the “wow” in bad spelling and impossible pronunciation, is Shwowp, Eat My Words’ Head Scratcher of the Year Winner for the worst brand name of 2010. It was a heated competition with other...
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What kind of sick company names a product in honor of a Nazi death camp?
Trust me. There is nothing even remotely funny about a gas chamber. My 1999 visit to the Bergen Belsen concentration camp in northern Germany was hands-down the most sobering experience of my life and...
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Announcing the most frightful brand name of 2011… the Head Scratcher of the...
Ironically, the global search for Eat My Words‘ annual Head Scratcher of the Year winner produced the disastrous mash-up of those very two words global + search: Glearch. This trainwreck of two...
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